Giza Pyramid Discovery

So this morning on my way to work Ben sends me a twitter link to a dude talking about the newest Giza Pyramid findings. When I got settled in my office I pulled it up to check it out, and I’m glad I had shut the door to the office because I was yelling “OOOOHHH SH!#” the entire time! If you have seen our Emerald Tablets episode, or just know anything of the Emerald Tablets or my main man Thoth the Atlantean, then you will be blown away too!

So basically a team of researchers used a technology called Synthetic Aperture Radar to scan the Giza Pyramid, and found evidence of not only some stacked multi floored structures within the pyramid, but also up to 8 large cylinder shaped wells going up to a THOUSAND meters into the plateau, with spiral structures going down each one. If you know the Emerald Tablets, you will remember that Thoth said that he made the pyramid over a large hole into the record Halls of Amenti. When I read that part of the episode, I was confused as to what he meant. I was like did he just suspend the pyramid over the hole? Did he leave a little ground in between? This seems to fit perfectly with the tablets and explains so much!
No, I am not implying that Thoth was 100% real and created the pyramids magically over large holes going thousands of meters into the giza plateau. But what I am suggesting is that if my (and others’) theory of an ancient advanced civilization with technology far superior that our current technology would have created this structure (because we KNOW that the Egyptians as we know them in the history books could not have done this) then when the Egyptians we know of found this structure, they would have created a mythology to explain what they are seeing.
Around a year ago a coworker overheard me talking to another coworker about the pyramids, and how we have no explanation of how they were built. I was met with a “THEY JUST STACKED THE BLOCKS, WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING STUPID AND THINK EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY?” I laughed it off, as we all have learned to do when interacting with sheeple, because it was just another example of people trusting the mainstream history pushed upon us without actually giving any second thought to the topic. This is the “trust the science!” generation after all, and no matter how much they claim to hate the authorities or hate the institutions, they just clap their baby hands and open wide for the airplane of spoon fed bullshit by anyone with a blue checkmark by their name.

I would absolutely LOVE to hear the explanation of how these guys dug cylindrical wells with spiraling structures lining the sides that go 600 meters deep into the giza plateau, connecting to two large structures that go 2 kilometers deep! With copper tools! With no cranes, no trucks to haul materials away, no boring machines, etc.
Ladies and gentlemen, humanity might be closer than ever (at least for recorded and remembered history) to stepping back into the Halls of Amenti and learning the truth of all truths, the story of all time, the secret ingredient of Mountain Dew.

~Esoteric Justin